flat fuck freak
ah, yes, it's friday
feeling flatter than usual
not sure if hungry or craving violence
remember that employers don't want you to discuss wages so they can keep your pay low
in the area of effect of a nuclear bomb there is a spot on which you can place a frozen pizza and have it perfectly done afterwards
they are nice companions, too
but they look so tasty
capybaras only exist because they are too chunky to get eaten
when the big asteroid hit earth a few years ago, every dinosaur was medium rare for a moment
every dinosaur except gators
gators are the superior dinosaur
capybaras are friends not food
no one should be required to wear clothes.
everyone should be allowed to roam the wild freely like our gator friends.
some gators also like to wear pants too and that's also fine.
it's time to celebrate the first FLAT FUCK FRIDAY on this elephant website
Cortex Implant - a cyberpunk'ish fediverse instance!