remember that employers don't want you to discuss wages so they can keep your pay low

in the area of effect of a nuclear bomb there is a spot on which you can place a frozen pizza and have it perfectly done afterwards

capybaras only exist because they are too chunky to get eaten

when the big asteroid hit earth a few years ago, every dinosaur was medium rare for a moment

every dinosaur except gators

gators are the superior dinosaur

no one should be required to wear clothes.

everyone should be allowed to roam the wild freely like our gator friends.

some gators also like to wear pants too and that's also fine.

it's time to celebrate the first FLAT FUCK FRIDAY on this elephant website

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Cortex Implant - a cyberpunk'ish fediverse instance!