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On a summer day in 1988, I has crash-landed my spaceship somewhere in the province of Germany.
Since then I leaves nothing untried to get off this planet.
After decades of observing the conflicting behaviour of human kind,
I constructed a transmitter to send weird noises to your brains and make you obey his orders.
These noises are called M.U.S.I.C. (mighty ultrasonic signal into cortex).
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