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@cstross can’t wait to shoot this straight up my nose.

Charlie Stross
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@cobweb Load it into cropduster tanks and spray it over cities inhabited by anti-vaxxers and chemtrail conspiracy theorists!

Feòrag
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@cstross @cobweb Claiming that this is being done might actually get the fuckers to mask up!

Graydon
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@cstross @cobweb As described, that'd work!

You could probably mist it into shared airspaces via something indistinguishable from a humidifier rather more economically.

Charlie Stross
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@graydon @cobweb As @feorag notes, we should *tell* the conspiracy theorists it's in the chemtrails! That way they'll suddenly see sense (FSVO "sense") and start masking up.

Charles Gillanders
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@graydon @cstross @cobweb given the state of domestic terrorism all over the world I’m not sure we should be encouraging anyone to get used to machines dispensing unknown aerosols. The possibilities for compromise are horrifying.

Graydon
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@CGillanders @cstross @cobweb In a school classroom, office, etc.? Don't see this as particularly concerning.

Probably not in an airport, though there is a whole lot of upside to the hypothetical in a context of any place with customs checks.

Allpoints
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@graydon@canada.masto.host@canada.masto.host @cstross@wandering.shop@wandering.shop @cobweb@corteximplant.com@corteximplant.com (deleted because I completely missed the top comment above the fold)

Allpoints
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@graydon @cstross @cobweb y, for some reason I missed the original post and why I deleted mine when I finally saw it. Agreed that would probably be ineffective to deploy that way. But trolling the "chemtrail" posse would be so much fun.

Ben Hardill
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@cstross @cobweb obviously this is what the Iranian drones are doing over New Jersey...

Paul McO'Smith III
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@ben @cstross @cobweb it can't be any worse than what the natives of NJ are doing to themselves!

Log 🪵
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@cstross @cobweb This is some choice, premium irony right here. I'm just going to savor it for a while before looking up the location of Elon's jet and bolting a suspicious-looking sprayer tank on, if it ever gets close.

Matthew Daly
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@cstross @cobweb How about adding it to plug in air fresheners so anyone who comes for Christmas is automatically vaxxed up?